At WilburKookmeyer.com, we respect your privacy as much as a “Locals Only” sign (but with way more transparency and a lot less yelling). This policy outlines how we handle your data while you’re browsing the archives of the Slasher Surf Club.
1. Information We Collect
We don’t care about your secret surf spots, but we do collect a few things to keep the site running:
- Log Data: Like a surf report, our servers track basic info like your IP address, browser type, and the pages you visit.
- Cookies: Small data files that help us remember your preferences (like if you prefer longboards or shortboards… okay, maybe not that specific, but they help the site function).
- Voluntary Info: If you sign up for a newsletter or contact us, we’ll keep your email address on file. We promise not to sell it to shark repellent salesmen.
2. How We Use Your Data
We use your info to:
- Keep the “Classic Comics” directory loading fast.
- Improve the site so it stays more “Stoke” and less “Bummer.”
- Respond to your fan mail or questions about Wilbur’s 1899 time travel adventures.
3. Third-Party Services
We may use third-party tools (like Google Analytics) to see how many people are visiting. These guys have their own privacy policies, so feel free to check them out if you’re into reading “red tape” like Wilbur’s crew.
4. Data Security
We take reasonable steps to protect your info. However, just like a leash can snap in a big swell, no internet transmission is 100% “wipeout-proof.”
5. Your Rights
If you want us to delete your email or “forget” you ever visited, just send us a message. We’ll scrub your data faster than a kook bailing on a ten-foot set.
Last Updated: February 11, 2026